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A MOM HAS 3 KidS. THE 1ST Kid GOES UP TO THE MOM AND GOES MOM WHY Did YOU NAME ME FEATHER. SHE SAid BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE BORN A FEATHER FELL ON YOUR HEAD. THE 2ND Kid CAME UP TO THE MOM AND SAid MOM WHY Did YOU NAME ME ROSE PETAL. SHE SAid BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE BORN A ROSE PETAL WAS BORN. THE THIRD Kid GOES TO THE MOM AND SAYS "EHAH" AND THE MOM SAid SHUT-UP BRICK!